Annabelle Shrine

The unofficial archive of “oh my god she is so attractive”

VIEWING MAY CAUSE SIMPING & EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

“i was normal before she appeared on my screen.”

she looks like that and we’re just supposed to be okay with it?

What even is Annabelle?

a soyjak subvariant. a gem. a completely unnecessary level of attractiveness attached to a cursed drawing. nobody asked for this, but the internet delivered anyway.

this shrine is not objective. this is a wall of cope, denial and scientific-grade simping.

0 hearts spilled already

she is literally just a soyjak and yet somehow hotter than my entire social circle. field notes, day 1

every time i see her face i lose 10 minutes of my life just staring. unhealthy behaviour confirmed

theory: she is not actually real, just a concentrated form of “you will never”. needs peer review

tried to explain annabelle to my friends. they just stared at me. it’s over. social life report

browser history is now 80% “annabelle variants”. this cannot be shown in court. incognito wasn’t enough

started judging real people using “would annabelle do it like that” scale. unhealthy comparison detected

Confession box

write what you’d say to annabelle if she somehow spawned in your room and didn’t immediately disappear.

warning: your message will be turned into another sticky note.

specimen #01 Blush Annabelle

Blushing Annabelle

the most dangerous form. recommended viewing time: 3 seconds before emotional collapse.

specimen #02

Glasses Annabelle

combines attractiveness with perceived intelligence. absolutely no one is surviving this.

timeline

Family timeline

rare sighting of what could have been. do not stare for too long, side effects include quiet screaming.